The Center for Research on Concepts and Cognition at the University of Indiana keeps a list of papers for which they have hard-copies on hand. Search through and find the papers by UMich PhD David Moser, and you'll see why I really want to look these up: Actually, Why Chinese Is So Damn Hard is available online, as a PDF document. --This shirt is even better than my 老外来了/老外走了 shirt. (via Shenzhen People) --The consistently funny $ Sinobling $ warns us of fifty things not to do in China. The great thing about this list is that there is something for everybody; the one that had me literally LOL-ing was number 64, the jab at John for his run-in with Dashan. Other highlights: 20. Plan ahead 26. Suggest to Standing Committee that their next five year plan should be to “not suck so much” 27. Ask for a doggy bag 37. Join a gym called the “Boxer Rebellion” 49. Bet on the notoriously corrupt game of Ping Pong 51. Ask why the Yellow River is Yellow (via Simon.)