Max ([info]taschenrechner) wrote,
@ 2005-06-06 15:07:00
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In which I channel Cliff Yablonski
One thing I really hate here is (most) other foreigners. Many people here come here and have a huge attitude which is basically summed up as "I was here first, get your own fucking third world nation to explore!"

They can eat my ass.

I've not really had any recent firsthand experiences, but just reading around certain blogs, I've grown really annoyed with other folks and their "I was here first" shit.
You don't go around your home country and do that to first graders, do you? No, it's a dick move. It's also a dick move over here too, or anywhere else you want to reside. If you play by those rules, you have no recourse when a local tells you to get the hell out of their country, or perform some sort of racist or xenophobic act on your punk ass.

Sometimes you find yourself at a bar or restaurant. Hell, maybe even a bookstore. You are immediately recognized by the other foreigner (read Western European or North American) and if you're extremely unlucky, they'll pitch their "well studied and practiced" Mandarin in your direction just so you know that even though you think you're something, you're not shit because you've been in this country exactly 2 days less than that moron has.

This is really frustrating when it comes to actually having to deal with these people.

I am all for practicing your language, adapting to the culture, etc. The thing I can't stand is how so many people who come to a different country are so pointlessly elitist and try to make every other non-local person aware of how awesome they are at the language/understanding of culture/traditional activity.

When I was in Vietnam, I came across tons of people talking about "Lao" and how it was the "place to go" and all that. I've never been to Laos, but dammit they sure didn't make me want to go check it out. All of these white pseudo-rastas telling me that I've "just got to make the trip to Lao" like some sort of fucking low rent Mr. Howell from Gilligan's Island. If all of those hipster fuckos are running through "Lao" are gonna be there, then I'm sure as hell staying away.

It's the same here in China. I mean there are so many people who talk about the "real China" like it's some sort of mythical east Asian Compton where it's so hard and they know what life it really like in China. It's pointless to argue with them so I just ignore them.


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[info]wrxkaboom
2005-06-06 08:16 (link)
and where is this rant coming from?

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[info]heartbeeps
2005-06-06 09:19 (link)
i agree with everything here.

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pretty well put
[info]tartarisaws
2005-06-06 10:21 (link)
i know i sometimes give the whitey the cold shoulder myself, because i get sick of everyone around me assuming that whenever i see a fellow honky i'm going to want to drop everything and talk to them, but, no question, you are super right. esp in my case, i couldn't really have gotten much of anything done (properly) in shanghai without help. the blogs though.... XD i don't even read them. XD by and large, kinda boring..!

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[info]the_dmz
2005-06-06 10:40 (link)
I get that way sometimes, but it's a little different. When I first came to this country I had it squared away that I was staying forever. Despite the Communists driving BWMs, it was nice to live in a country free of right-wing religious idiots, where I could put a picture of Lenin on my wall and not risk people flipping out about it, and I knew I was staying forever. So, I had this really grandiose dream about making a life here and everything like that (which, I'm happy to say, is probably going to come true), and I get all elitist when I meet other foreigners who live here.

Now, "foreigner in Harbin," with the exception of myself and (perhaps) two or three other people, means:

-enjoys lots of drugs and booze
-spends all their time at bars or discos (or both!)
-fucks lots of anonymous chicks
-gives two shits about China, the Chinese people, the state of Chinese society, or, really, anything about China
-knows nothing of the life outside of the aforementioned things

and sometimes I just feel...kind of...like they don't deserve to live in the city that I love so much and care so much about. I realize that that might not be what you're talking about exactly (and that that is such an extremist POV that it borders on the billy-bob southern fried "them nigro's don' belongs in my cuntree!" POV), but that's just how I am. It makes me want to barf to think of all those shithead foreigners around Harbin whose lives have no meaning outside of getting drunk and fucking prostitues and wasting all their money on E, while Jianguo or Aihua goes to work sweeping streets everyday, makes almost nothing, and then goes back to their mud hut or shithole urban dwelling lamenting their lot in life. Maybe I'm just an overly-idealistic asshole, but that's how I see things.

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[info]fudthebiker
2005-06-06 13:44 (link)
My thoughts, your words. Preach it!

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[info]thirteenkiller
2005-06-06 14:27 (link)
Mongolia has a few of them filthy global citizen hippies who act like they have some kind of special and exclusive affinity for the local culture and shit. I don't know if they learn the language real well, though.

Maybe I'm the elitist though, because in that community of ragged ex-pats I see lots of silliness, like when they bring in stray puppies from the street and give them baths and when they talk about Buddhism like it's some kinda misty wow exotic perfect path that YOU just don't understand.

Hells no, I'm not the elitist. I'm just not the stupid Orientalist. But I only spent four months there; maybe after I go back for longer I will understand.

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[info]thirteenkiller
2005-06-06 14:33 (link)
On second thought, GOD DAMN those people are annoying as all fuck. It's like they have a competition to be the most awed by the steppe and the most reverent of cairns and the most comfortable around "authentic" Mongols. Nothing wrong with being awed or reverent or whatever, but when they make such a damn show of it and act like they're somehow the one exception to the "White People Just Don't Understand" rule. ARGH.

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