Gaijin Smash, edited for locale:

Maybe they also expect me to control the weather too, which would explain why they're always saying "你不冷吗?" in the winter ("aren't you cold?") and "今天好热!" in the summer ("it's so hot today!"). I guess I'm supposed to fly up, tilt my head, and say something like "Gods of the weather skies! Expel this cold front and give us good weather for flying kites!" I will draw the line however if they ask me to use my adamantium claws to slice their 重庆冷菜.